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I'm Jordyn. I am extremely sarcastic and really short. I am in love with various youtubers including Dan Howell and Phil Lester. I also have an undying love for Disney world and Kristen Stewart. My blog is a mess. Enjoy it.
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"When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew."

best-of-funny:

indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

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i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

I’m so done with this site omg

agentpheelcoulson:

likechristmasbutmoreme:

agentpheelcoulson:

just a friendly reminder that there are people out there who’ve had sex with your favourite celebrity and you’re not one of them

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my own post has appeared on my dash i haven’t been this proud since i was a confetti at the olympics

fatwink:

math is not very

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unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees